there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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