i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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