ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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