3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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