I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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