I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This baby is an asshole
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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