me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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