She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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