can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
3pm strippers are depressing
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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