you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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