her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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