That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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