its not stalking. its research.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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