Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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