Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Less talking, more tequila
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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