I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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