i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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