I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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