let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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