u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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