I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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