He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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