the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I AM VODKA MAN
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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