Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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