Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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