I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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