Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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