went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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