He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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