Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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