We're facebook friends in real life
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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