During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
it hurts more in the daytime
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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