I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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