is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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