This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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