You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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