I just saw a hot homeless man
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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