Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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