I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm at about main and main street
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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