people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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