there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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