I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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