am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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