now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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