O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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