remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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