Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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