I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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