omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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