I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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